13 May 2009

Grits

I don't care who you are.  Read the directions when you cook grits.

12 May 2009

Your Backhand

Never try to hit it like you used to hit it.  Hit it the way you do now.  

11 May 2009

Joke of the Day

I get a joke of the day on my Google home page.  I needed a laugh today.  

Children's books that didn't make it:
1)  Accidents Happen: The Story of You
2) The Little Sissy Wimp Who Snitched
3) Some Kittens Can Fly
4) You Can Paint Anywhere!
5) Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
6) Bad Katy and the Mom Who Stopped Loving Her 
7)The Attention Deficit

08 May 2009

The Dhammapada

Conquer the angry man by love. Conquer the ill-natured man by goodness. Conquer the miser with generosity. Conquer the liar with truth.

05 May 2009

Lullaby of the Week goes to:

“If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, / The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. / The wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, / And cries to the moon, / if only, if only.”